The vote to drive or not was initially tied--two votes yay, two votes nay. After some consternation, contested votes, allegations of fraud, begging for people food, and disqualifying votes from non-humans, the yays won by a mere two votes....
It was a patriotic and daring decision to traverse our great country. Go more than 100 miles inland and democrats can be in hostile territory. We're now in a charming motel 6 in Boise (that's boy-see, not boy-zee) Idaho. The cats, who are left wing extremists, are hiding under the bed.
Our last morning in Oregon was a perfect one... pouring rain. The cats quietly took their spots, lovingly drugged by Taylor. Before we even got out of the driveway, Pixel decided she wanted to go to the catbox. Thankfully, it was a false alarm. Later on, Pixel proceded to the catbox and stayed there for much of the afternoon. It was the feline version of getting upset and locking yourself in the bathroom.
I wish I could tell more funny stories, but with the cats drugged, there was not alot going on.
Right now, I'm just rooting for Ohio. GOOOO Ohio dems.
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