Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Cat Tree Hailed as Success

The following report is submitted by our correspondent on the furry face beat--Taylor.

This breaking news just in....cat tree hailed as huge success by feline prisoners. The five and a half foot structure just arrived today and the inmates couldn't be more delighted. Already the fleece is flying and there is an air of playfulness returning to the cell block. One inmate we interviewed told us, and I quote: " meaow meow meaow!" Which loosely translated means: "I like it almost as much as the box it came in!"

Only time will tell if the new object retains it's appeal. For now the random frolicking and fleece scratching say more than words ever could. More on this situation as it develops.

Coming to you from the living room--this has been Taylor. And now back to you....

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