Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Bunbert Update

I swear I have more significant posts to make, but after a couple of after work beers, that ain't happening. Here's all the stuff I can post without having to be completely coherent:

1. I decided that the bunny is my office assistant who does nothing useful and distracts me from being useful myself. I therefore named her Bunbert. Taylor doesn't like the name Bunbert. Bunbert...couldn't give a rip.

2. Bunbert has a foot fetish and spends hours every day (in between peeing on the carpet right NEXT to her box) under my desk getting freaky with my feet. It's cute in a mildly disturbing way.

3. I have been wasting lots of time (i mean using/passing/spending) lots of time with Facebook. If you actually know who I am (as opposed to the THOUSANDS of people who just read my rambling because it's the best thing you have to do), you can "friend" me and...and nothing much extra will happen but you will have more friends and therefore appear more successful in life to high school people who find you in facebook.

4. I was gonna write a lot of stuff and it was like so TOTALLY hilarious. It all escapes me at the moment.

5. Watching the news about Sam Adams and his "inappropriate relationship" and ensuing lies. I don't know if I think he should resign or not. I'm just disappointed in him. SAM SAM SAM....why couldn't you be smarter. You're a man. Can we forgive that? I guess we'll see. If you resign, who will be mayor?

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