Strictly Rated G

Thank you to those of you kind enough to send notes in response to my recent promotion. I'd like to respond to a type of question that has arisen from a few different camps. The question goes approximately like this: "You should write about 'this event' or 'that episode'?" I will now take this opportunity to explain why I have not written about "this" and/or "that". It is because my blog is rated G (or maybe PG). Because that's how I like it. "This" and "that" strike me as rated R material. In these virtual pages, I get to present events in the way I would like them to be perceived (yes, you may read between those lines what EVER you want). For the record, these stories are, for the most part, true. Although my memory isn't exactly the most precise organ in my body. Some settling of contents may have occured during shipping.

Therefore, if you would like to hear about two people laughing uncontrollably for an hour over nothing (that can be divulged) in the paninininini restaurant, or whatever it is called. Or the time when somebody got a little over-excited and experienced a severe, public wardrobe malfunction. Or the time when something happened at work that the boss must NEVER find out about. Or anything sporting "adult themes"..you will have to come and sit on my unfinished deck with me and visit in person.

And...if anything untoward should transpire during that visit, you can rest assured that, by the time it hits these airwaves, it will be a properly presentable tale.