Wednesday, January 16, 2008

No Hope for the Dentally Ill

I'm dentally retarded. It's true. My dentist said so. He said: "You're dentally retarded." Just like that: "You...are..dentally...retarded." I'm not merely dentally delayed, I'm bona-fide dentally retarded. I STILL haven't gotten 3 of my wisdom teeth. Now what?

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