When peppers attack

In addition to "don't touch your eyes", here's another thing to put on the list of "stuff not to do whilst eating hot peppers":

I'm eating away on a nice, HOT cayenne pepper fresh from my garden. Crunch crunch. Sometimes these things can make a girl sneeze. But my mouth is full of crunched up cayenne pepper, one of the last things I'd like splattered over my computer screen. So I cover my mouth and sneeze through my nose.

Bad BAD idea. Might burn less to clean off the monitor with my eyelids. Next question: How does one get pepper chunks out of the sinus cavity?

I'd better get a good high from this.