Headache -- The Poem

Woke up with a headache
Not a hangover
I didn't drink last night
I rarely have a headache
Drank my coffee
Still have a headache
Rode the metro
Packed in like sardines
Too short to reach the bar
Too far to reach the other bar
Surf to work
Packed in like sardines
Don't touch anybody
Who let one?
I still have a headache
Got to work
Servers are down.
Kick the servers.
They have a headache
Finish prepping my presentation
Servers still down????
Test the meeting software
Maybe I'm thirsty
Drink lots of water.
Still have a headache
Scramble for a projector
Ask around for aspirin
Maybe I'm hungry
Eat a muffin
Headache still there
Give presentation
Ten people in my live studio audience
Only one hostile witness
Thirty people in conference call land
Uh oh. Have to pee.
Too much water.
One hostile project manager
Went bureacrat on my ass
Last time I make a decision
The headache is worse
I didn't drink last night
I don't deserve this
Many beeps during talk
Tell me the herd is thinning
Survived the presentation
Live audience won't go away
Maybe I didn't have enough coffee
Went to starbucks
I like starbucks
Here, I'm TALL, not grande
Consumed caffeine
Now I have headache
And I'm hyper
My muscles are vibrating
But not in a nice way
More of a "Is that my cell phone buzzing" way
More servers are down
Damn servers.
Email my boss
Warn her about the angry bureaucrat
Who will be CONTACTING her
When will the headache go?
Leave the office
Ride the metro
Not quite so packed.
Discuss servers with Jay and a stranger
Who had to listen
Because she got between us
And my headache
Is still there
Keeping me company
On my way home
Buy aspirin
89 cents
No tax
Get home
Maybe it's a brain tumor
Eat aspirin
Eat tylenol
No more caffeine, thanks
Out to dinner
Feeling better
Better
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BETTER.
Check please
$60 plus tip
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I have a headache