Truly important events are rarely publicized in the mass media. In order to find out about them, one must ride public transportation and overhear "private" conversations.
Overheard by me on the DC Metro Red Line recently:
Use and abuse of Power
"I have to go on tours of a dozen national parks to 'research' a park protection bill sponsored by several senators. It seems that the main sponsor owns land adjacent to a park and doesn't like airplanes flying over his property."
That is a cool job, where do I apply?
Overheard by me once on the Portland Light Rail train:
Yentl sighted in the Fast Lane
"There's gonna be a giant rave this weekend. You should come. I've been dating somebody I met at one a few weeks ago. I'm not sure if they're a guy or a girl."
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