My Dream House

Last night I dreamed I was with a realtor looking at houses.

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Realtor: "Here's one that is very affordable. Only 275."
Me: "275 thousand?"
Realtor: "No, just $275. You can get it out of your ATM."
Me: "HEY, that's not a house, you just painted trim and windows onto a port-a-john!"
Realtor: "It's cozy and cheap to heat."