Long time no e

Since it's been so long, there's no point in posting the news. So I'll just tell about the metro this morning. I had the distinct pleasure of overhearing two teenage girls speculating on the origin of the metro stop name "Foggy Bottom". They surmise that it has something to do with a person's behind quarters the day after eating too many chili dogs. I also learned that the term "poot" is a new euphemism for, um, "toot". My life is gonna be boring when I only telecommute.